Dear Kona solids,
First, I need to tell you that I love you. I love all the colors you offer. But unfortunately, I think it’s time we saw other people. While you have over 200 colors to choose from, it feels like you favor some colors a bit more than others. And maybe sometimes, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, your colors aren’t as bright as they could be.
So I hope you understand why I felt compelled to purchase these new Dear Stella solids. They have a beautiful sheen to them, and the colors are so whimsical and fun. And it feels like a slightly thicker cotton than what I’ve come to expect from you.
But Kona, I still do love you and what you offer. I assure you, it’s not you, it’s me. And I hope we can still continue to see each other.